The Continuing Adventures of a Wayward Meerkat Kit
Daily wisdom as expressed by Kit.
Today I made a typo while Kit was standing on my head (the Kit equivalent of staring over your shoulder). Probably because Kit was standing on my head.
‘LOL,’ he stated drily, ‘Is a ‘dummary’ like a summary about a complex topic, written by some butt nugget, who has no idea what they’re talking about?’
‘Oh, don’t fix it! Your version is much better.’
It’s a wonder I ever get any work done.
“Mum says I drive her to Drink. But I’m too young to drive. Plus, I don’t even know where Drink is.” – Meerkat Kit
[I have evidence that says Kit knows exactly where Drink is! Scroll down – Ed.]
“My favourite animal is the Sumatran Orang-utan. It is pronounced, ‘Orange-utan’. They are called that because they have orange hair. I think it is amazing that the word for orange in Indonesian is almost the same as it is in English.”
Meerkat Kit, aged 3 and a half.
“They say Ireland has discovered a cure for pregnancy.” – Meerkat Kit
“If you wear tight shoes, you will get bunyips.” – Meerkat Kit
http://www.australianhistory.org/bunyips.php
“That dress looks like Venetian blinds!” – Meerkat Kit
“Are Space Invaders just people who get in your personal space?” – Meerkat Kit
“My friend, Cedric, the giraffe was asked to leave the garden centre. I don’t know what he did; he was just browsing.” – Meerkat Kit
